Saturday, January 14, 2012

The Human Ideal

This list is composed of things that I've deduced are the qualities expected of a person from Employers, Teachers, Religions, and others combined.

-Does not drink
-Does not smoke
-Does not have impure thoughts
-Does not fool around
-Observes perfect eating habits
-Accepts and completes all objectives given to him or her
-Does not complain nor expresses discontent
-Is always cordial and respectful, even in the face of adversity
-Excercises regularly
-Saves themselves for marriage
-Does not watch Reality Television
-Does not watch Television in general
-Gives time to non-profit organizations
-Recycles
-Does not sleep in or stay up late, observing a consistant sleep schedule
-Is always on time, with zero margin for error
-Has endurance to withstand being on his or her feet for hours at a time
-Does not question the intentions or orders of his or her superiors
-Does not play video games
-Is available at all hours should anything need be done
-Observes the rules, and follows them to the letter

This, as far as I figured, is the ideal human being in terms of human society. Polite. Hard working. Sterile. Subordinate.

The perfect human is a machine.

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